What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

Your going to be alright just relax

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

What did one boob say to the other boob

I don't like

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

I don't like religions.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

This isn't going to, hurt.

Innocent before proven guilty

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

But this is not

I like God is love and lives within you.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Lose lips shimk ships.

You shall not bear false witness.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?